Natural habitat
11th Jan 2006, 10:04 GMT
I went to the National Geographic Channel Party expecting to see topless native women dancing around a boiling pot. Well, that's what I was hoping to see. When I got there all I saw was Lisa Ling . She was the smartest person in the room. I heard her use big words like "particular." She had on her top, and, to the best of my knowledge, was not dancing around any pot -- at least I didn't see any being passed around. My eyes were fixed on images of big snakes and wild cats attacking wildebeest, and that was just my fellow critics. They're a wild bunch. Later, my buddy, Ed, and I got lost looking for the Television Critics' suite. When we got there, we were too tired from all that searching to play our annual game of "Dynasty." That's where he pretends to be Blake, and he makes me play Krystal. We talk about the suite as if it's our home, and we have major problems like Alexis wants to take over Denver-Carrington. Stop judging me. OK. You can judge me a little.
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