The Gest from hell

15th Nov 2006, 13:45 GMT

When Tennyson wrote about ''nature, red in tooth and claw,'' do you think he ever considered adding, ''and waxed eyebrow, too?''Even jungle animals will learn something about dirty fighting by watching the hit British show I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Here, featuring David Gest (he of the ventriloquist-dummy's face) versus a pack of Z-list British stars.